. . . . . entries for 3.10.03 . . . . .

"Everybody run,
The homecoming queen's got a gun,
Everybody run,
The homecoming queen's got a gun!
Debbie's smiling and waving her gun,
Picking off cheerleaders one by one,
Oh, Buffy's pompom just blew to bits!
Oh, now Mitzi's head just did the splits!
God, my best friend's on a shooting spree!
Stop it, Debbie, you're embarrassing me!
How could you do what you just did?
Are you having a really bad period?
Everybody run,
The homecoming queen's got a gun,
Everybody run,
The homecoming queen's got a gun!
Stop it Debbie, you're making me mess,
You've got gunpowder all over your dress
An hour later, the cops arrived,
By then the entire glee club had died (no big loss)
You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop her!
Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper!
Throw down your gun and tiara and get out of the float!
Debbie didn't listen
To what the cops said
She aimed and she fired and now the math teacher's dead!
Oh, it's really sad, but kind of a relief,
I mean, we had this big test coming up next week!
Everybody run,
The homecoming queen's got a gun,
Everybody run,
The homecoming queen's got a gun!
Debbie's really having a blast,
She's wasting half of the class,
The cops fired a warning shot that blew her off the float,
I tried to scream duck but it stuck in my throat,
She hit the ground and did a flip, it was real acrobatic,
But I was crying so hard I couldn't work my instamatic,
I ran down to Debbie, I had to find out,
What made her do it? Why'd she freak out?
I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear,
I knew then, the end was near. . .
So I ran down, and I said, in her good ear,
Debbie, why did you do it?
She raised her head, smiled, and said,
I did it. . . for Johnny.
Johnny?
Well like, who's Johnny?
Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny?
Does anybody here know Johnny?
Are you Johnny?
There was one guy named Johnny but he was a total geek, he always had food in his braces!
Answer me Debbie, who's Johnny?
Oh my god, this is like that movie Citizen King where you later find out Rosebud is a slut, but we'll never know who Johnny is 'cause like. . . she's dead!
Everybody run,
The homecoming queen's got a gun,
Everybody run,
The homecoming queen's got a gun. . ."

[] . . . ees @ 7:24:00 PM
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